Title: When I'm Blue
Characters: Sam, Dean
Rating: GEN, PG.
Word Count: 190 words
Warnings: Crack. Conversation.
Disclaimer: Nothing is mine. I have lots and lots of nothing.
Summary: Written for spn_thur_nights Drabble Prompt from starrylizard: Sam and Dean go to a fan convention, cursed fan item, auction.
A/N: And part of my sordid trekkie past becomes useful... harkening back to the fan-run cons of the mid-nineties here. The crack factor is a given. This was my first response to the prompt, but I wasn't sure if it was too cracky or not...

Conversations
by CaffieneKitty

When I'm Blue
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Timeframe:
During Season 1 in some crack-verse that never, ever happened.
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"I can't believe you'd drink anything that color, Dean. It was blue. It looked like windshield washer fluid."

"Blue'sh a nice color. I like blue."

"Good. Glad you like it. Bobby says you'll be blue for at least a week, Jumbo Smurf."

"Aw, man... Hey, whabbout th'green chick, at that auction? Whaddid she drink?"

"Nothing. That was body paint, she was in an 'Orion slave girl' costume or something."

"She danced niiiice. I woulda bid on her. Was for charity 'n ev'rything."

"The 'Orion Syndicate' didn't take Visa, Dean, though they seemed to take bids in gummy bears..."

"Heh. Gummy bearsh. Guuuummmy bears..."

"Exactly how much of that stuff did you drink?"

"Dunno, three, four bottles."

"Bottles?! Those wine jugs?"

"Yup."

"You drank a gallon of it?"

"Hadda shave the geek-boysh n'green chicksh, Sh-Sammy."

"So instead of being rational and dumping it all down the drain, you drank all the cursed Romulan Ale at the Star Trek Convention?"

"Hell yeah! Tasted like popshicles!"

"Great. Enjoy your week as a giant Smurf, Dean."

"'M an Andorian, Shammy. See? Got antennash."

"Dude, don't point your antennas at me! It's creepy."

"Yer just jealous 'coz I got antennash an' you don't. You got antenenenna envy."

"Whatever. At least I'm not blue."

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Post A/N: As to why cursed Romulan Ale would turn someone into an Andorian, you'd have to ask the Trickster who made it.

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Tags: conversation, cracky, drabble, fanfic, supernatural
Current Mood: rushed
Current Music: "Blue" ~ Eiffel 65