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Supernatural Drabble: Heavy Traffic in the Express Lane
Title: Heavy Traffic in the Express Lane
Fandom: Supernatural
Alternate Posting:AO3
Rating/Content: PG, missing-scene-ish for 3.11 Mystery Spot
Word Count: Drabble
Disclaimer: I do not own and did not originate this world and its inherent characters.
Notes: Written for spn_bigpretzel's D.E.W. challenge: Death - Accidents. Taking a brief break from all the RL mayhem going on for me right now to write a quick drabble.

Summary: Not your typical Tuesday, but it is the Winchesters after all.


Heavy Traffic in the Express Lane


Eventually, Death stopped bothering to watch.

"He's back! No, he's gone. No he's back! Nope... nope... Back again!"

This new Dispatching Reaper was keen, but highly distractible. That will require adjustment. "Tobias-"

"It was a taco that time!"

Sighing, Death set down his poutine. "You needn't narrate every one of Dean Winchester's myriad brief passings today."

"Not even the cool ones?"

Death pinned Tobias with a stare. "These deaths aren't part of the factual world, and nothing to do with me. It's simply an angel, playing a very dangerous game."

"Oh? What game's that?"

Death picked up his fork and speared a cheesy, dripping fry.

"Motivating a Winchester."

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(that's it)


Note: I am very much not up to date on watching Supernatural. I have only watched into early Season 9, and will catch up eventually, but not soon. Please please try to avoid referencing any Season 9 or 10 developments in comments.

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jeweledvixen From: jeweledvixen Date: May 31st, 2015 12:33 am (UTC) (Link)
Oh, poor Death! Yes, this new recruit needs readjustment - the sooner the better. :D
caffienekitty From: caffienekitty Date: May 31st, 2015 07:58 pm (UTC) (Link)
He's a little on the excitable side, not what you want in a Reaper.
borgmama1of5 From: borgmama1of5 Date: May 31st, 2015 01:46 am (UTC) (Link)
LOL!
caffienekitty From: caffienekitty Date: May 31st, 2015 07:58 pm (UTC) (Link)
:-)
samalander_dawn From: samalander_dawn Date: May 31st, 2015 04:15 am (UTC) (Link)
hee!
O Death... :)
caffienekitty From: caffienekitty Date: May 31st, 2015 07:59 pm (UTC) (Link)
Yep. Everyone has minion troubles.
auntmo9 From: auntmo9 Date: May 31st, 2015 04:24 am (UTC) (Link)
"Motivating a Winchester". LOL....that is a dangerous games and so many have played it and lost
caffienekitty From: caffienekitty Date: May 31st, 2015 08:00 pm (UTC) (Link)
Sooooo many. Hell hath no fury like a motivated Winchester (literally).
ciaranbochna From: ciaranbochna Date: May 31st, 2015 07:39 am (UTC) (Link)
Indeed...lol
caffienekitty From: caffienekitty Date: May 31st, 2015 08:00 pm (UTC) (Link)
:-)
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caffienekitty From: caffienekitty Date: May 31st, 2015 08:01 pm (UTC) (Link)
Gabriel wasn't a bit of a loose cannon.
ladygreytowers From: ladygreytowers Date: June 1st, 2015 04:55 am (UTC) (Link)
New Reaper, needs a tutorial on Winchesters and Death. I can understand how Death is not impressed with Gabriels movational tactics. Eventually the Winchesters will get their own back. LOL Really enjoyed this thanks.
caffienekitty From: caffienekitty Date: June 3rd, 2015 05:09 am (UTC) (Link)
I think Death is not impressed with anything that messes with his status quo, really.
zelda_addict From: zelda_addict Date: June 1st, 2015 06:32 am (UTC) (Link)
I suspect Tobias will be getting some interesting assignments after this! XD

At least Death has his snack to console him.
caffienekitty From: caffienekitty Date: June 3rd, 2015 05:10 am (UTC) (Link)
Or less interesting, to grind his enthusiasm down a little with routine.
dizzojay From: dizzojay Date: June 1st, 2015 08:31 pm (UTC) (Link)
Death is a very perceptive 'man'
Great drabble :)
caffienekitty From: caffienekitty Date: June 3rd, 2015 05:11 am (UTC) (Link)
The technical term is probably entity, but yes, he definitely is.
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