Title: "Buy a Logical Clock"
Rating: PG13??? I have no idea. Maybe T?
Word Count: ~1000
Category: Uh... dunno. ficlet, cracky, monster cam
Characters: A bunch of vampires.
Warning: Spoilerish up to and including Bloodlust. Some gore, some blood, and some vague inferences of an "OMG EWW!" nature. Smatterings of language.
Summary: Bad things can happen when vampires get to a certain age. Not as sick as it sounds. Maybe. Might be funny. Might be sad. Totally weird.
Disclaimer: Definitely not mine. Where is this whacky crap coming from, and why won't it leave me alone??

( Lenore, we have a... slight problem. )

Tags: 2.04, cracky, fanfic, ficlet, monster cam, supernatural
Current Mood: confused
Current Music: "Place for My Head" ~ Linkin Park