Some of you might remember the summary I posted a while back of the guaranteed never to exist Supernatural Musical Episode, as pondered upon by spndpfrdcrck. And also that I said at the end, anyone who wants to take a shot at actually writing it or anything within it is welcome to do so, and on way more crack than I am?

Well, apparently kriptkeeper is on a metric ton more crack than me, because she's started writing it. The whole thing. And she's never written Supernatural fanfic before. And chapter one is hilarious!

It's over on her journal and it's called Pirates of Pineridge. And it is made of crack. Go see! :-D

Tags: blithering, cracky, rec, supernatural
Current Mood: giddy
Current Music: "The Last Saskachewan Pirate" ~ Arrogant Worms

I'm blaming this on the high fever, the medication, and Kripke being a giant spoiler-volcano in interviews.

At the vague suggestion of spndpfrdcrck... "What are the chances of a Supernatural musical episode?"

[WARNING; May contain small referential spoilers for all episodes aired in North America (up to and including 3.12), and complete detailed plot and casting spoilers for an episode guaranteed to never ever ever exist. Also spoilers for.... something else, but really, it's been available to the world since the late 1800's. And I haven't actually seen it anyways, just a cracky 1980's adaptation of it.]

Right. Where was I then? Oh yes.

( So... let's see... )

...And if anyone thinks I'm taking this any further than that, you're on way more crack than I am. Although, if anyone else wants to write it? Go crazy. :-)

Tags: blithering, cracky, random, supernatural
Current Mood: sick
Current Music: "Stone Cold Crazy" ~ Queen

I've been spoiled for the title of 3.12, and there is a poll under this cut which is spoilery for the title of 3.12 and for episode 3.11, but otherwise pure crack.

( Drinking is optional. )

Tags: 3.12, cracky, poll, supernatural
Current Location: work...
Current Mood: crazy
Current Music: "Creepy Doll" ~ Johnathan Coulton

I've had this running around in my head all day in bits and pieces, so here it is.

(Hints of spoilers up to 3.07, I guess. Nothing for shows unaired in North America to date.)

( It’s Beginning to Feel a Lot like Thursday! )

Hehe. No, I'm not singing it. It's far too late and I haven't had near enough liquor. Also, I think the meter is off in a few spots. And I need to fix some stuff in it, maybe. And I have to work in the morning. Yeah. *looks shifty*

ETA: Okay, fine, here's me singing it. :-)

Tags: cracky, filk?, supernatural
Current Mood: weird
Current Music: Robert Meredith Wilson rolling over in his grave.

Title: Boldly Going, Going, Gone.
Characters: Sam, Dean
Rating: GEN, PG.
Word Count: 277 words
Warnings: Crack. Shatnerism.
Disclaimer: Still got nothing.
Summary: Written for spn_thur_nights Drabble Prompt from starrylizard: Sam and Dean go to a fan convention, cursed fan item, auction.
A/N: ...I wrote this one too, with an undeniable 'fan item'. I'm terminally indecisive and don't want to post the wrong thing. So here's another take on the prompt in hopes that one of the three will be okay.

( It, uh, suits you, Dean. )

Tags: cracky, drabble, fanfic, supernatural
Current Mood: exhausted
Current Music: "Star Trekkin'" ~ Dr. Demento

Title: Quatloos to Gummy Bears
Characters: Sam, Dean
Rating: GEN, PG.
Word Count: 600 words
Warnings: Mild crack. Depictions of easily misunderstood convention antics. Faulty logic.
Disclaimer: The exchange rate of nothing, which is what I have, to every single show or 'verse referenced in this ficlet, which is what I don't have, is so far beyond infinity, it's out in ten-dimensional space somewheres.
Summary: Written for spn_thur_nights Drabble Prompt from starrylizard: Sam and Dean go to a fan convention, cursed fan item, auction.
A/N: ...so then I did a second response to the same prompt, maybe with more 'in-show' feeling. Do plot-holes exist if there's no plot, per se? Yeah, still cracky, but kind of unavoidable when conventions are involved. All costumes described have been seen or worn at actual conventions. Then while I was writing this I was having trouble making the cursed item a 'fan item' so...

( Dean's voice was urgent on the phone. )

Tags: cracky, fanfic, ficlet, supernatural
Current Mood: rushed
Current Music: "Rasputin" ~ Boney M

Title: When I'm Blue
Characters: Sam, Dean
Rating: GEN, PG.
Word Count: 190 words
Warnings: Crack. Conversation.
Disclaimer: Nothing is mine. I have lots and lots of nothing.
Summary: Written for spn_thur_nights Drabble Prompt from starrylizard: Sam and Dean go to a fan convention, cursed fan item, auction.
A/N: And part of my sordid trekkie past becomes useful... harkening back to the fan-run cons of the mid-nineties here. The crack factor is a given. This was my first response to the prompt, but I wasn't sure if it was too cracky or not...

( I can't believe you'd drink anything that color, Dean. )

Tags: conversation, cracky, drabble, fanfic, supernatural
Current Mood: rushed
Current Music: "Blue" ~ Eiffel 65

Title: Disobliging Ways
Characters: Season 3 character, name withheld out of courtesy for overseas f-listies
Rating: GEN, PG-13 (Has a bad word or two)
Word Count: 1450-ish
Disclaimer: Kripke owns the joint, I'm just rearranging the furniture.
Warnings: SPOILERS FOR 3.03. Totally AU Crack
Summary: Curiosity has brought many a downfall... Further summary withheld due to spoiler.
A/N: So, I was pondering something after 3.03... and this is the cracky AU result.

( ...she'd only turned her back for a second... )

Tags: 3.03, au, cracky, fanfic, supernatural
Current Mood: thirsty
Current Music: "Joker and the Thief" ~ Wolfmother

(Posting rushed and from work, let me know if there's any errors and I will fix them later, sorry.)
Title: Seasons Change and So Do I
Characters: Bobby, Sam, Dean, and...
Rating: GEN, PG-13
Word Count: 547
Disclaimer: All Kripke's, not mine.
Warnings: SPOILERS FOR 3.01. Oh, and crack.
Summary: Crack. Crackcrackcrack. Crack. Further summary withheld due to spoiler.
A/N: Okay, I disavow all responsibility for this and place the blame on janglyjewels for informing me of something, but two elements in the first episode of Season 3 just hooked together in my brain and won't shut up now. So in lieu of part 2 of the crack crossover I'm writing (which should now be up by Saturday night, sorry) I present this drabbley chunk of utter crack, with my apologies.

( After all that's happened, she'd still want to be a part of this war. )

Tags: 3.01, cracky, fanfic, humor, supernatural
Current Location: work! o.0
Current Mood: rushed
Current Music: people actually working

Title: Bobby and the Escort.
Characters: Bobby. Escort. OFC. Totally not what you're thinking.
Rating: GEN, PG
Word Count: 1400-ish
Disclaimer: I don't own Bobby or his junkyard or the world they exist in.
Warnings: No spoilers past "Everybody Loves a Clown". Meanness to inanimate objects. Pretty pointless.
Summary: Bobby has an unusual customer. Sheer cathartic crack.

( When she pulled into the yard, Bobby knew there'd be trouble. )

Tags: cracky, fanfic, supernatural
Current Mood: satisfied
Current Music: "I'm in Love with My Car" ~ Queen

Title: Born Into a Bad Litter
Characters: Dean, Sam, Jo
Classification: GEN, AU, alternate scene, crack
Rating: GEN, PG.
Warnings: Spoilers for Born Under a Bad Sign.
Word Count: 650 words
Disclaimer: The boys and their world aren't mine.
Summary: AU re-telling of a scene from Born Under a Bad Sign. Crack.
A/N: Another angsty scene, crackified for the spn_crackfic Reversal Challenge, and a... not exactly a continuation of "Effanineffable Secret" but in the same AU. Probably best if you go read that first (it's okay, it's short), but all you really need to know is that Sam is a were-kitten.

( SHOOT MEeeeeow!? )

Tags: 2.14, alternate scene, au, cracky, fanfic, supernatural
Current Mood: amused
Current Music: "Cat Scratch Fever" ~ Ted Nugent

Title: The Effanineffable Secret
Characters: Sam, Dean
Classification: GEN, AU, alternate scene, conversation, crack
Rating: GEN, G.
Warnings: Um... None really. General second season spoilerishness. (Includes a small graphic.)
Word Count:322 words
Disclaimer: I own nothing, and I am on nothing.
Summary:What if John had told Dean an entirely different secret?
A/N:Short AU Crack Conversation for the spn_crackfic REVERSAL Challenge. Take your favourite angsty scene/episode from the series (anything, whether it's Devil's trap, In My Time of Dying or Born Under a Bad Sign) and make it cracktastic. While I wouldn't call this my favourite angsty scene, it's just begging for reversal. There's a graphic for this lunacy (generated on one of those daft "make your own avatar" sites) at the end.
( Before Dad died he... he told me something. Something about you. )

Tags: 2.10, alternate scene, au, conversation, cracky, fanfic, graphic, supernatural
Current Mood: weird
Current Music: "Immigrant Song" ~ Led Zeppelin

Happy Faniversary to me.

In case there was any doubt that I am a total dork, in celebration of the approximate one year mark of me being obsessed with Supernatural, I'm re-posting the dream that was basically my subconcious clue-phone ringing. I originally posted this on a forum thread, and haven't changed the wording, so some of you might recognize it.

( Cracky dream, with Winchesters, orange juice, and my subconcious as Mary-frigging-Sue... )

Tags: cracky, dream, supernatural
Current Mood: demented
Current Music: "It's my Life" ~ Bon Jovi