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Sherlock Ficlet and Graphic: The Announcement. - CaffieneKittySpace
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Sherlock Ficlet and Graphic: The Announcement.


Title: The Announcement
Fandom: Sherlock (BBC)
Disclaimer: These characters are not my creation and neither is their world.
Word Count: Really short, plus graphic.
Rating/Warnings: Slash - Sherlock/John, PG-13? Discussions of sexuality.
A/N: Written as a result of a discussion springing from a prompt on that meme, wherin Sherlock feels the need to announce certain... happy occasions. [LJ-Only]



The Announcement




"Sherlock, why is everyone we know texting me?"

"What do the texts say?"

"Inspector Lestrade says 'About time.' Your brother also says 'About time,' but he adds 'Hurt him and your body will never be recovered.' Anderson's advising I be sectioned, nothing new there. Mike Stamford's sent a big-eyed emoticon and a 'WHAT?' in all-caps. Molly's says 'I hope you'll be very happy together' with a little frowny-face with a misplaced nose. Oh, I guess that's a tear. Oh." He frowned at his mobile. "What have you done to upset her now, Sherlock?"

Sherlock opened his mouth, but John's phone beeped again.

"This one's from Donovan. She's asking if you're as much of a freak in-" The tips of John's ears went pink. "Sherlock, exactly what did you say to these people?"

"I didn't 'say' anything." Sherlock steepled his hands and looked smug.

"I've got lewd questions on my phone from Sally bloody Donovan, and you didn't say anything?"

"Not a word."

"There's a winky-face, Sherlock. A winky-face. From Sergeant Donovan. Have you any idea how disturbing that is?"

Sherlock sighed. "Alright, I didn't say anything but I may have sent something."

"What?"

"Only a small announcement."

Just then a sunny yellow envelope slid under the door by John's feet. He picked the envelope up and opened the card inside. From a tiny hidden speaker 'For He's a Jolly Good Fellow' began playing.

"Well?" asked Sherlock.

"It's from Mrs. Hudson. It's a congratulations card. She's written in it 'I was downstairs this afternoon, dear. I already know.'"

- - -
(That's all. Hiding now.)

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fenm From: fenm Date: December 30th, 2010 07:30 am (UTC) (Link)
This is hysterical! Thanks for sharing!
caffienekitty From: caffienekitty Date: December 30th, 2010 04:21 pm (UTC) (Link)
Glad you liked it!
thatautumn From: thatautumn Date: December 30th, 2010 07:35 am (UTC) (Link)
I LOL'd. XD

That is hilarious and wildly inappropriate and I completely believe that Sherlock would do just that!
caffienekitty From: caffienekitty Date: December 30th, 2010 04:22 pm (UTC) (Link)
Sherlock can be wildly inappropriate on occasions. :-)
alizarin_nyc From: alizarin_nyc Date: December 30th, 2010 07:35 am (UTC) (Link)
That is THE funniest thing I have experienced in a while.

*falls over laughing*
caffienekitty From: caffienekitty Date: December 30th, 2010 04:22 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you! *sets you back upright*
dela12 From: dela12 Date: December 30th, 2010 07:47 am (UTC) (Link)
Poor John!!! XD That was classic!! XD
caffienekitty From: caffienekitty Date: December 30th, 2010 04:22 pm (UTC) (Link)
Poor John indeed
cordelia_gray From: cordelia_gray Date: December 30th, 2010 07:57 am (UTC) (Link)
Congratulations, you just made me laugh hard enough to scare the cat!
caffienekitty From: caffienekitty Date: December 30th, 2010 04:23 pm (UTC) (Link)
Aw, poor cat!
revolution25 From: revolution25 Date: December 30th, 2010 08:06 am (UTC) (Link)
lol! I just love how techno-savvy Sherlock would feel that this was an occasion to get out the card-stock and the calligraphy pens.
caffienekitty From: caffienekitty Date: December 30th, 2010 04:23 pm (UTC) (Link)
There are certain events in one's life that require calligraphy. X-D
ginbitch From: ginbitch Date: December 30th, 2010 08:15 am (UTC) (Link)
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ow, laughing hurts! This shouldn't be this funny, it really shouldn't... But it is and I loved it! Mrs H ftw!
caffienekitty From: caffienekitty Date: December 30th, 2010 04:24 pm (UTC) (Link)
Don't hurt yourself! X-D
minim_calibre From: minim_calibre Date: December 30th, 2010 08:21 am (UTC) (Link)
Ouch. Laughing with a cold is unexpectedly painful. I think I sprained something!
caffienekitty From: caffienekitty Date: December 30th, 2010 04:24 pm (UTC) (Link)
Don't do that! *offers you an ice pack and soup*
moony_mistress From: moony_mistress Date: December 30th, 2010 08:59 am (UTC) (Link)
BWAHAHAHAHAAAAHAAHA
You win.... whatever you want. This was hilarious!
<3
caffienekitty From: caffienekitty Date: December 30th, 2010 04:25 pm (UTC) (Link)
Whee! I win!
autumnatmidnite From: autumnatmidnite Date: December 30th, 2010 09:19 am (UTC) (Link)
This fic is a stroke of brilliance!!!

While I was giggling the entire way through, Mrs Hudson's snarky congratulatory card sent me into a fit of hysterics. She just seemed so exasperated... yet proud :D :D :D
caffienekitty From: caffienekitty Date: December 30th, 2010 04:26 pm (UTC) (Link)
Mrs. Hudson is awesome. I need Mrs. Hudson icons obviously.
blaidd_drwg From: blaidd_drwg Date: December 30th, 2010 09:26 am (UTC) (Link)

Sherlock fic_The Announcement

Your story is made of WIN!
caffienekitty From: caffienekitty Date: December 30th, 2010 04:26 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: Sherlock fic_The Announcement

Thank you!
ledasdaughter From: ledasdaughter Date: December 30th, 2010 09:46 am (UTC) (Link)
I'm laughing so hard, especially at Hrs Hudson's reaction :D very very funny, thanks :D
caffienekitty From: caffienekitty Date: December 30th, 2010 04:26 pm (UTC) (Link)
Glad you liked it!
mushroom18 From: mushroom18 Date: December 30th, 2010 09:50 am (UTC) (Link)
I literally BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHA'd when I saw that announcement.

Oh Sherlock, you lucky bastard. Poor John though the next few days will be awkward...but I have quite a kink for John being embarrassed publicly haha
caffienekitty From: caffienekitty Date: December 30th, 2010 04:28 pm (UTC) (Link)
I think John spends a significant amount of time embarrassed or bemused since he moved in with Sherlock.
falling_voices From: falling_voices Date: December 30th, 2010 11:43 am (UTC) (Link)
Of course Sherlock would put the most important part in the bigger font. ;)

This was hysterical, thank you for the laugh! &hearts
caffienekitty From: caffienekitty Date: December 30th, 2010 04:28 pm (UTC) (Link)
Of course! It's the important part!
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caffienekitty From: caffienekitty Date: December 30th, 2010 04:29 pm (UTC) (Link)
:-)
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