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SPN Fanfic: Scenic Outlook
Title: Scenic Outlook
Characters: Sam, Dean
Rating/Warning: GEN, PG, CONVERSATION. Potty humor?
Word Count: 240
Disclaimer: Not mine.
A/N: Found this random thing mostly done from ages ago and finished it off.
Summary: Aren't siblings wonderful?


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Scenic Outlook
by CaffieneKitty
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Timeline: Season Two-ish
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"Chain drinking is not a good sign, Dean."

"What? It's coffee. Straight coffee, no booze."

"Doesn't matter, you're going to explode."

"Naaaah. I'm fine."

"Seriously. Explode or need a catheter."

"Dude, nature's pit stop is only a brake pedal away."

"What about when you can't pull over?"

"Unlike some people in this car with anal-retentive curb alignment issues, I can always pull over."

"Really? What about right now? Mountain on one side, cliff on the other? Blind corners and a two lane road?"

"That's why they build 'scenic outlooks', Sammy."

"Like the one we passed about ten miles back?"

"Yep. Glen Echo Ravine. World's most picturesque urinal."

"You know, we've passed four or five of those outlooks without stopping, Dean."

"So?"

"Just saying. Three extra large coffees. And a bottle of Coke."

"I repeat, so?"

"Nothing, nothing. ...Hey, there must be some great waterfalls around here!"

"Don't."

"Don't what? Talk about waterfalls? What's wrong with discussing the epic majesty of gushing water, flowing freely-"

"Shut up, Sam."

"Fine, no waterfalls."

"Fine."

"... Hey did you see what they had in the town square in the place we just left?"

"Too busy fending off the ghosts of the town founders in the basement of city hall to do any sightseeing."

"Too bad, you really missed out."

"What?"

"...Nah, you don't want to hear about it."

"No, what?"

"Okay, but don't say I didn't warn you. There was this fountain-"

"Dammit Sam!"

"Ran all day and all night long, shooting jets of water in every direction-"

"Sam, quit it!"

"-and no matter where you went downtown-"

"I mean it! I will hurt you!"

"-you could hear the constant whsssssssssssssshh-"

"Sam!"

"Oh look, Dean, 'Scenic Outlook, one mile'!"

"...You knew that was coming up."

"Yep, I did, because I am an awesome brother who reads the road signs."

"When we pull over, I am so going to kick your ass."

"Better pee first."

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(that's all)

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ciaranbochna From: ciaranbochna Date: April 8th, 2011 03:47 am (UTC) (Link)
*chortles* Oh yes, it would absolutely happen.
caffienekitty From: caffienekitty Date: April 8th, 2011 04:00 am (UTC) (Link)
Sam can be devious too.
ciaranbochna From: ciaranbochna Date: April 8th, 2011 04:29 am (UTC) (Link)
Oh yes:)
seergirl From: seergirl Date: April 8th, 2011 04:50 am (UTC) (Link)
Bros are awesome.

Perfectly in character.
caffienekitty From: caffienekitty Date: April 8th, 2011 06:20 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
borgmama1of5 From: borgmama1of5 Date: April 8th, 2011 04:55 am (UTC) (Link)
ROFL!

Perfect!
caffienekitty From: caffienekitty Date: April 8th, 2011 06:20 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thanks!
charis_kalos From: charis_kalos Date: April 8th, 2011 06:03 am (UTC) (Link)
This is brilliant! I love it.
caffienekitty From: caffienekitty Date: April 8th, 2011 06:21 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thanks!
blackcat333_99 From: blackcat333_99 Date: April 8th, 2011 06:28 am (UTC) (Link)
*giggle* Brothers! That about sums it up, lol.
caffienekitty From: caffienekitty Date: April 8th, 2011 06:21 pm (UTC) (Link)
Indeed!
ficwriter1966 From: ficwriter1966 Date: April 8th, 2011 03:59 pm (UTC) (Link)
*snerk* MEAN Sammy.

Thanks for the chuckle! Well done. :)
caffienekitty From: caffienekitty Date: April 8th, 2011 06:21 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
irismay42 From: irismay42 Date: April 8th, 2011 09:51 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hah! Sammy is a bitch of a little brother!
caffienekitty From: caffienekitty Date: April 9th, 2011 02:28 am (UTC) (Link)
He has to earn his half of the exchange once in a while.
samalander_dawn From: samalander_dawn Date: April 8th, 2011 11:49 pm (UTC) (Link)
hee!

oh Sam is an evil, evil boyo :)

awesome :D
caffienekitty From: caffienekitty Date: April 9th, 2011 02:30 am (UTC) (Link)
Even without added Lucifer. XD
cece_away From: cece_away Date: April 9th, 2011 12:09 am (UTC) (Link)
Hee. Oh Dean. Shaking head.
caffienekitty From: caffienekitty Date: April 9th, 2011 02:38 am (UTC) (Link)
Not a time to overestimate bladder capacity.
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