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SPN Fanfic: When I'm Blue - CaffieneKittySpace
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SPN Fanfic: When I'm Blue
Title: When I'm Blue
Characters: Sam, Dean
Rating: GEN, PG.
Word Count: 190 words
Warnings: Crack. Conversation.
Disclaimer: Nothing is mine. I have lots and lots of nothing.
Summary: Written for spn_thur_nights Drabble Prompt from starrylizard: Sam and Dean go to a fan convention, cursed fan item, auction.
A/N: And part of my sordid trekkie past becomes useful... harkening back to the fan-run cons of the mid-nineties here. The crack factor is a given. This was my first response to the prompt, but I wasn't sure if it was too cracky or not...




Conversations
by CaffieneKitty

When I'm Blue
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Timeframe:
During Season 1 in some crack-verse that never, ever happened.
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"I can't believe you'd drink anything that color, Dean. It was blue. It looked like windshield washer fluid."

"Blue'sh a nice color. I like blue."

"Good. Glad you like it. Bobby says you'll be blue for at least a week, Jumbo Smurf."

"Aw, man... Hey, whabbout th'green chick, at that auction? Whaddid she drink?"

"Nothing. That was body paint, she was in an 'Orion slave girl' costume or something."

"She danced niiiice. I woulda bid on her. Was for charity 'n ev'rything."

"The 'Orion Syndicate' didn't take Visa, Dean, though they seemed to take bids in gummy bears..."

"Heh. Gummy bearsh. Guuuummmy bears..."

"Exactly how much of that stuff did you drink?"

"Dunno, three, four bottles."

"Bottles?! Those wine jugs?"

"Yup."

"You drank a gallon of it?"

"Hadda shave the geek-boysh n'green chicksh, Sh-Sammy."

"So instead of being rational and dumping it all down the drain, you drank all the cursed Romulan Ale at the Star Trek Convention?"

"Hell yeah! Tasted like popshicles!"

"Great. Enjoy your week as a giant Smurf, Dean."

"'M an Andorian, Shammy. See? Got antennash."

"Dude, don't point your antennas at me! It's creepy."

"Yer just jealous 'coz I got antennash an' you don't. You got antenenenna envy."

"Whatever. At least I'm not blue."

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Post A/N: As to why cursed Romulan Ale would turn someone into an Andorian, you'd have to ask the Trickster who made it.

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Current Mood: rushed rushed
Current Music: "Blue" ~ Eiffel 65

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caffienekitty From: caffienekitty Date: December 7th, 2007 06:32 am (UTC) (Link)
*helps you back up*
starrylizard From: starrylizard Date: December 6th, 2007 11:31 am (UTC) (Link)
*joins Rinkle with the giggling*
caffienekitty From: caffienekitty Date: December 7th, 2007 06:33 am (UTC) (Link)
Yay! You liked it! :-D
curtainpull From: curtainpull Date: December 6th, 2007 12:40 pm (UTC) (Link)
BWAH! *joins in others already giggling*
caffienekitty From: caffienekitty Date: December 7th, 2007 06:34 am (UTC) (Link)
It's a big old gigglefest round here it seems. I'm glad you liked it!
ficwriter1966 From: ficwriter1966 Date: December 6th, 2007 01:05 pm (UTC) (Link)
MORE with the funny! CK, you do fine things when you're prompted. And when the Trek muse gets hold of you.

Hee hee hee hee hee...
caffienekitty From: caffienekitty Date: December 7th, 2007 06:38 am (UTC) (Link)
Heh. It was kind of weird, delving into Trek in fic format. More convention than Star Trek, I guess, but still.
bubblesbrnaid From: bubblesbrnaid Date: December 6th, 2007 02:21 pm (UTC) (Link)
That... it... *breaks into helpless giggles*
caffienekitty From: caffienekitty Date: December 7th, 2007 06:38 am (UTC) (Link)
*tickles you*
skybound2 From: skybound2 Date: December 6th, 2007 04:18 pm (UTC) (Link)

*iz ded*

Blue!Antennae!Dean! For the win!

*giggle snort*
caffienekitty From: caffienekitty Date: December 7th, 2007 06:39 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: *iz ded*

\o/

*grin* Thanks!
contrary_lady From: contrary_lady Date: December 6th, 2007 04:34 pm (UTC) (Link)
LMAO!! A blue Dean with antennas is freaking hilarious!!
caffienekitty From: caffienekitty Date: December 7th, 2007 06:41 am (UTC) (Link)
He'd totally use them to freak out Sam any chance he got too.
sams1ra From: sams1ra Date: December 6th, 2007 04:41 pm (UTC) (Link)
*snorts*
caffienekitty From: caffienekitty Date: December 7th, 2007 06:41 am (UTC) (Link)
*giggles*
delphinapterus From: delphinapterus Date: December 6th, 2007 05:11 pm (UTC) (Link)
Blue Dean with antennas is great. Poor long suffuring Sam. You got antenenenna envy seriously excellent line.
caffienekitty From: caffienekitty Date: December 7th, 2007 06:43 am (UTC) (Link)
*grin* Antenna is just one of those words that can go on forever if you get stuck on it. Like 'cinnamon', and 'Millenium'
exposed1 From: exposed1 Date: December 6th, 2007 05:31 pm (UTC) (Link)
Dude, you shoved so many wonderful fandom references. Star Trek, Smurfs... I love it! *side hurts from laughter* Wonderful!
caffienekitty From: caffienekitty Date: December 7th, 2007 06:43 am (UTC) (Link)
Thank you! :-)
anniehow From: anniehow Date: December 6th, 2007 06:31 pm (UTC) (Link)
evil trekkie-trikster = love.

Also Dean would totally rock the blue/antenna look :)
caffienekitty From: caffienekitty Date: December 7th, 2007 06:44 am (UTC) (Link)
Yep. Dean would have fun with antennas, I think.
girlfan1979 From: girlfan1979 Date: December 6th, 2007 07:01 pm (UTC) (Link)
Romulan Ale should be illegal ;)
caffienekitty From: caffienekitty Date: December 7th, 2007 06:47 am (UTC) (Link)
Weeeelll, in the Star Trek universe, I think it sort of is depending on what sector of space you're in and who's in charge of the ship, but not in fandom. :-)
wilwarin1 From: wilwarin1 Date: December 6th, 2007 07:04 pm (UTC) (Link)
I've just wet myself laughing so hard. Dean with antenna's...would someone please make me an icon like that?

You rock at crack!!
caffienekitty From: caffienekitty Date: December 7th, 2007 06:50 am (UTC) (Link)
Thank you! I tried to mash together a blue antenna Dean graphic for this actually, but it wouldn't work for me, and I didn't want to make the call about whether his hair had gone Andorian white as well. I figured 'blue dean from the video camera in Usual Suspects was as close as I was gonna get. :-)
stars91 From: stars91 Date: December 6th, 2007 08:05 pm (UTC) (Link)
I've managed to steal a few minutes online today and I'm so glad I did! This was great, and not at all too crackish! Awesome job!

caffienekitty From: caffienekitty Date: December 7th, 2007 06:51 am (UTC) (Link)
Thanks! I made two other versions as well, so there's a variety for people not so keen on crack :-) Took til 3AM, but it was fun, and work hardly noticed me passing out at my desk this morning! :-D
gwendolyngrace From: gwendolyngrace Date: December 6th, 2007 08:14 pm (UTC) (Link)
These are all very funny.... I'd love to see the SPN version of an episode at a convention. Hey, CSI's done it a couple different times!

Here's a funny plot bunny: What if they had to check in to a hotel (as opposed to a motel, maybe there weren't any around?) and didn't know the con was coming. Waking up the next morning and finding themselves in the middle of a huge convention?

Jumbo Smurf still has me smirking and shaking my head....
ficwriter1966 From: ficwriter1966 Date: December 6th, 2007 10:25 pm (UTC) (Link)
Could be one of the overflow hotels/motels that some of the more bargain-minded fans like to use.

OK if I put this on the list for when I get the big mountain o' Christmas fic done?
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