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Dream: Criminal Minds, Supernatural, a stalker and my family's well. - CaffieneKittySpace
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Dream: Criminal Minds, Supernatural, a stalker and my family's well.
Okay, whatever, subconscious...




I dreamt that I had had a small recurring role on Criminal Minds as a whacky, quirky character of some sort, an outside agency contact or something and was at a reunion sort of thing for anybody who'd appeared on Criminal Minds. Half of the regular cast (everyone but Mandy Patinkin and the people who play JJ and Hotch) said how much they'd liked my character and wished the writers could figure out ways to bring her back.

The problem was, I had gotten amnesia somehow and couldn't remember ever having done it. I'd used the money I'd gotten for the part on amnesia-related medical expenses, and didn't even have the DVDs.

The only reason I'd found out I had the role at all was I had a super-creepy stalker-fangirl who was literally never more than ten feet away from me everywhere I went. She apparently wrote extremely badly written hardcore BDSM het and femslash featuring my character and every single other character in the show, where my character was invariably killed by accident in the process and angsted over. I hadn't read any of it, but people kept telling me about it. :-P Anyway, everywhere I went, there she was, ten feet away, waving a big shiny knife and going 'Yoo hoo!' I felt creeped out, but completely unthreatened by this.

Anyway, the Supernatural part of the dream was after the reunion thing when I was talking to Mandy Patinkin, while walking him to his hotel room, (with my shiny-knife-wielding stalker going "Yoo hoo!" ten feet behind me) about dousing for wells of all things, (I think he was planning to dig a well?). I was telling him my parents had had their well doused, but had found out 20 years down the road that the well had unsafe levels of sulfur, but they put a filter on it and it was fine after that. (That part is true, actually.)

This is where the Supernatural part of the dream comes in. Two... waiters? I guess? Who had been staffing the reunion thing showed up at my car (which was a dark blue sedan with a frothing ocean wave painted on the side) and chased away my stalker. They revealed that they were Sam and Dean.

Apparently, my parents' well had been possessed. Half of the demon was stuck in Mom's water filter (which explained why it breaks down so much) and by drinking the unfiltered water for twenty years growing up, I had wound up with half the demon in my kidneys. It hadn't done anything evil to me because I drink too much Coke.

I asked why me, because Mom and Dad been drinking the unfiltered water for twenty plus years too. They said Mom crossed Holy Ground too often for it to be drawn to her because she had holy kidneys, and Dad had been cremated, so his part of the demon was re-released and had probably found its way back to the well. They said they had to re-unite the two parts of the demon to make it 'coherent' so they could exorcise it.

We went to Mom's place and drew things around the water filter tank. Then I stood around feeling bored (!) while Sam and Dean got into a huge shouty argument about whether they needed to take out one or both of my kidneys. Sam wanted to take out both to make sure they got all of the demon, Dean wanted to only take one kidney so I could, y'know, live and stuff like that.

While waiting for them to make a decision, stalker-girl showed up on Mom's porch with the big shiny knife and the "Yoo hoo"-ing again, and then I woke up.



Like I said. Weird. I have half a demon in my kidneys and must drink more Coke. *raises an eyebrow at her subconcious*

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delphinapterus From: delphinapterus Date: March 4th, 2008 05:17 pm (UTC) (Link)
Your subconcious is interesting and I kinda wish mine would do something interesting like this instead of just the endless cheese quest. Water-filter caught demon is a lovely image.
caffienekitty From: caffienekitty Date: March 5th, 2008 05:31 am (UTC) (Link)
But the quest for cheese is vital! The cheese must be stopped before it's too late!
samalander_dawn From: samalander_dawn Date: March 4th, 2008 06:12 pm (UTC) (Link)
hee-heeeeee hee-hee-hee! :D
wow, both the cats and my Mum are looking at me funny :) totally worth it :D

what a wonderful way to start the day! ....though praps not necessarily so much for you ;) must remember that Coke keeps demons harmless :D

*still chortling* I can totally picture the expression on your face while they're arguing about 1 or 2 kidneys too.... :)

*h*
A
caffienekitty From: caffienekitty Date: March 5th, 2008 05:51 am (UTC) (Link)
Heh, I was wondering if any of you guys were gonna see this. :-) Welcome to the weird world of my subconcious. This one's mild compared to the Godzilla one, or the one with the orange juice. ;-)

And of course Coke renders demons harmless! You haven't seen me uncaffienated ;-)
samalander_dawn From: samalander_dawn Date: March 5th, 2008 10:25 pm (UTC) (Link)
oh ya! I check in at least every couple of days :D

....hmmmm....that's true, I don't think I ever have sen you uncaffienated.... *speculative look*
caffienekitty From: caffienekitty Date: March 6th, 2008 05:27 am (UTC) (Link)
Oh, you don't want to see me uncaffienated. Especially if I'm stressed. Which is, like, always :-P See my default icon? *points... er... right and up-ish, under the little calendar* Very very true. *nods*
emerald_angel9 From: emerald_angel9 Date: March 4th, 2008 06:15 pm (UTC) (Link)
wow, that was quite a dream. i'm amazed you remembered so much detail!

interesting that dean wanted to make sure you lived and sam was willing to let you die.... hmmm.... 'what about the girl?' 'she didn't make it' i just love how those lines keep coming back with different hunters saying them...
caffienekitty From: caffienekitty Date: March 5th, 2008 05:56 am (UTC) (Link)
I keep a pen and paper within reach at all times, so I write down anything I remember from an interesting dream when I wake up. This one was mild compared to some. :-)

I'm thinking the 'one kidney or two' argument was a subconcious continuation of the argument in the hall in 3.12, but yeah, it's interesting how Gordon seems to have been foreshadowing for Sam's development instead of Dean's.
girlfan1979 From: girlfan1979 Date: March 4th, 2008 07:50 pm (UTC) (Link)
Seriously - that would make an awesome crack!fic.
caffienekitty From: caffienekitty Date: March 5th, 2008 06:02 am (UTC) (Link)
Tale of the Kidney Demon.

Heh.

Hey, and they could... Ooo. Arg. Damn dude, I so don't need another friggin' plot bunny right now! *chases it into the corral with the rest*
gwendolyngrace From: gwendolyngrace Date: March 4th, 2008 08:29 pm (UTC) (Link)
I love your brain.
caffienekitty From: caffienekitty Date: March 5th, 2008 06:07 am (UTC) (Link)
Aw, thanks! My brain was feeling unloved today

*brain purrs*
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caffienekitty From: caffienekitty Date: March 5th, 2008 06:09 am (UTC) (Link)
Yep. You think this one's random, you should see the other ones I've got posted here somewhere (under the 'dream' tag)
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astrothsknot From: astrothsknot Date: March 4th, 2008 11:02 pm (UTC) (Link)
I've got this image in my head of a tiny little demon stuck in a fliter going in a squeaky wee voice "Please release me! Let me goooooooooo!"

And now I'm laughing so much my son came through to see what my damage was.
caffienekitty From: caffienekitty Date: March 5th, 2008 06:12 am (UTC) (Link)
Little demon fists flailing in distress... Little woobie demon eyes....

*snerk*
malevolent73 From: malevolent73 Date: March 5th, 2008 04:27 am (UTC) (Link)
Oh man, that is freaky! And I don't know if it's just the way you explain it or if your dreams are really that coherent, but my dreams are always so disconnected and, "I was in a room from a house I used to know then I turned around and was in a plane" or something like that. LOL
caffienekitty From: caffienekitty Date: March 5th, 2008 06:17 am (UTC) (Link)
I don't know when or why I got into the habit, but I keep my journal by the bed and anytime I can remember dreams and have the time to write them down, I do so. The dreams I remember often have a narrative flow to them, like the Godzilla one, or the one with the orange juice. I don't know whether it's just the narrative ones that stick around long enough to remember, or whether all my dreams are like that. I do tend to dream in crack-fic though, which makes them memorable to me. :-)
From: (Anonymous) Date: March 5th, 2008 06:25 am (UTC) (Link)

Dreams

Yes, yours are always fun to read, I agree with A. Mine always used to have something to do with vampires, Buffy, people splitting into different personalities as a side effect of being bitten--or once Rod and A and I all dreaming about a well and demons at the bottom of it, but that was a strange case..lol Now it just seems like I am having weird fantasy dreams most of the time--like I am in the middle of a book--I think yours are definitely more entertaining..lol

Hugs
Sharon
caffienekitty From: caffienekitty Date: March 5th, 2008 06:40 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: Dreams

once Rod and A and I all dreaming about a well and demons at the bottom of it

Seriously? What the heck is it with demons in the well?
samalander_dawn From: samalander_dawn Date: March 5th, 2008 10:28 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: Dreams

Seriously - it was really weird....

was it demons though? or was it zombies? or maybe it was somehow both (we all had some elements that totally matched up & some that were different....I had to stay out of Rod's basement for a while after that :) )
caffienekitty From: caffienekitty Date: March 6th, 2008 05:31 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: Dreams

Hm. There's gotta be some kind of 'group mind' thing going on there. It must be the tea. There's some kind of psychotopic timed-release thing in the bottom of that teakettle. *nods again some more*
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