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SPN Fanfic: Five AM, St. Louis Time (Conversation)
Title: Five AM, St. Louis Time
Characters: Sam, Dean
Rating: GEN, PG13 (one r-rated word mumbled)
Word Count: 360 words
Warnings: Conversation. Kinda silly.
Disclaimer: I don't own them.
Summary: Getting Dean out of bed at 5 am. Missing Scene from 1.06 'Skin'
A/N: I've had bits of this for a while, but never got around to posting it until now.




Conversations
by CaffieneKitty

Five AM, St. Louis Time
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Timeframe:
Missing scene from 'Skin'
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"Dean."

"Grrmfl."

"Hey, Dean. Wake up."

"Gn- Whassup? We leavin' town now?"

"Not yet."

"Five-oh?"

"No, no cops. I-

"Whassa fi- 'mergency?"

"I want to go back to the crime scene, take another look around."

"... Timezit?"

"Uh... Heh. Quarter to five?"

"'n the morning?"

"Uh, yeah. I was just thinking and-"

"Gnuuurgh."

"Come on, get up."

"'S not an 'mergency, Sam. Fuggoff."

"But I really think we should go and-"

"Yer not gonna lemme sleep, are you?"

"No."

"God. What in hell turned you into a morning person and when can I shoot it?"

"...uh... in Stanford... me and Jess used to..."

"Yeah, okay, never mind."

"These are my friends."

"...Toss my bag over here."

"Thanks, Dean. I want to go and-"

"Nuh uh."

"But, I thought you-"

"Coffee."

"What?"

"It is too damn early for me to translate from geek-boy without caffeine."

"But I just-"

"Before explanation, coffee."

"But-"

"Coff. Eeeeeeee. Sam. Coffee."

"It's-"

"Now."

"Can't I just explain wh-"

"No, Sam. Coffee now, thinking later."

"You don't need to think, it's really-"

"Every time you open your frigging mouth I need to think, Sam. Coffee."

"Bu-"

"The only words I'm gonna hear when you say them is 'Here's your coffee, Dean'. Everything else you say right now? Is like, like whats-her-name. Charlie Brown's teacher."

"C'mon Dean, I just wanted-"

"'Wahnwahn wahn, wahn wahn wahnwahn.' See? Charlie Brown's teacher. Coffee'll fix that right up."

"You're seriously six years old, you know that?"

"'Wahn wah-'"

"Okay! Whatever! I'll get you a coffee!"

"Excellent. We'll stop and get one on the way there."

"I thought you wanted coffee now? There's a vending machine down the-"

"Dude. Coffee from a vending machine? Comes out the same pipes as the chicken soup."

"Right. Yeah, okay."

"Not to mention it was never really coffee to begin with."

"Point."

"You will get me a real coffee. And not that frigging vanilla hazelnut frou-frou crap either."

"That was once, Dean! Once! Weeks ago!"

"Traumatize a man first thing in the morning. Scarred me for life with that crap. Go to take a sip of coffee and get a mouthful of hot liquid air freshener."

"Fine! Real coffee."

"Yes. Real coffee. Which I will then drink, and which will start to enter my bloodstream about the time we get to your buddy's place."

"Okay, Dean."

"And then and only then, will I hear why the hell you found it necessary to drag me out of bed at five in the morning to look at a place we already looked at."

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(that's it)

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kriptkeeper From: kriptkeeper Date: March 28th, 2008 07:56 am (UTC) (Link)
OMG, I love cranky!Dean!!! Favorite bits:

"God. What in hell turned you into a morning person and when can I shoot it?"

Totally Dean's natural reaction. And I love how he covers when it turns out that it was Jess... poor Sammy!


"Coff. Eeeeeeee. Sam. Coffee."

LOL, one-syllable at a time there, Dean!


"'Wahnwahn wahn, wahn wahn wahnwahn.' See? Charlie Brown's teacher. Coffee'll fix that right up."

"You're seriously six years old, you know that?"

"'Wahn wah-'"


HAHAHA, oh DEEEAN! Poor, patient Sammy...


"Traumatize a man first thing in the morning. Scarred me for life with that crap. Go to take a sip of coffee and get a mouthful of hot liquid air freshener."

LMAO, liquid air freshener! Totally true.

*claps for cranky!Dean* Awesome job! And oh yeah, by the way...



HAPPYHAPPYHAPPYHAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
Keep an eye out for a birthday dedication to you at my journal!
caffienekitty From: caffienekitty Date: March 28th, 2008 03:53 pm (UTC) (Link)
I figure guns are Dean's natural reaction to a lot of situations. ;-)
tigriswolf From: tigriswolf Date: March 28th, 2008 12:49 pm (UTC) (Link)
*giggles* I WANT this scene!
caffienekitty From: caffienekitty Date: March 28th, 2008 03:54 pm (UTC) (Link)
So do I. I can hear them saying the lines in my head, which is wicked cool. :-)
maimat From: maimat Date: March 28th, 2008 12:59 pm (UTC) (Link)
Oh! and this actually makes that scene out there make sense...
Can you fix the rest of that episode too? LMAO
caffienekitty From: caffienekitty Date: March 28th, 2008 03:59 pm (UTC) (Link)
I didn't think the episode needed that much fixing, but it's been a long while since I saw it. That scene bugged me though and I needed to retcon why they hadn't already talked in the car on the way there.
ficwriter1966 From: ficwriter1966 Date: March 28th, 2008 01:03 pm (UTC) (Link)
I loves it. :)

More specific feedback? Beyond me right now. No can brain today. But I loves cranky Dean. Some days I *am* cranky Dean.
caffienekitty From: caffienekitty Date: March 28th, 2008 04:01 pm (UTC) (Link)
It's okay, you let that brain get some rest ;-) And I think we've all got a little cranky Dean inside us. :-)
right_as_rain From: right_as_rain Date: March 28th, 2008 01:48 pm (UTC) (Link)
Oh, I loved this! Dean's voice is so perfect and I can so see him doing the Charlie Brown teacher voice.
caffienekitty From: caffienekitty Date: March 28th, 2008 04:04 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you! Your gargling Dean icon is very mesmerizing...

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caffienekitty From: caffienekitty Date: March 28th, 2008 04:06 pm (UTC) (Link)
Seriously? 5 in the morning? Birds aren't up yet.

Or if they are, they should be shot. Or silenced in some non-violent way.

Edited at 2008-03-28 04:07 pm (UTC)
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caffienekitty From: caffienekitty Date: March 28th, 2008 04:07 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thanks! :-)
schweedie From: schweedie Date: March 28th, 2008 03:29 pm (UTC) (Link)
"It is too damn early for me to translate from geek-boy without caffeine."

*snort* Oh, Dean. Heh, that is such a Dean thing to say.
Actually, the entire thing is so them it's making me giggle way too much. Awesome. I love little scenes like this.

And happy birthday! Have a rocking one!
caffienekitty From: caffienekitty Date: March 28th, 2008 04:08 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thanks, I'll try! :-D
From: nocturnal08 Date: March 28th, 2008 03:39 pm (UTC) (Link)
hee! This is so cuuute! :)
caffienekitty From: caffienekitty Date: March 28th, 2008 04:09 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you! :-)
gwendolyngrace From: gwendolyngrace Date: March 28th, 2008 04:39 pm (UTC) (Link)
I'm trying to review, but everything I say just comes out "Wahn, wuhn, wuhn wuh-wuhn."


HAPPY BIRTHDAY, btw, darling!
caffienekitty From: caffienekitty Date: March 29th, 2008 04:17 am (UTC) (Link)
Thanks! :-D
samalander_dawn From: samalander_dawn Date: March 28th, 2008 06:13 pm (UTC) (Link)
hee! _love_ it :D
caffienekitty From: caffienekitty Date: March 29th, 2008 04:24 am (UTC) (Link)
Thanks! :-)
anniehow From: anniehow Date: March 28th, 2008 06:29 pm (UTC) (Link)
Heee! Dean in "talk to the hand" mode is love!
caffienekitty From: caffienekitty Date: March 29th, 2008 04:29 am (UTC) (Link)
Thanks! I figure the world is not allowed to start until Dean has coffee. Unless it's an emergency.
dendritejungle From: dendritejungle Date: March 28th, 2008 10:16 pm (UTC) (Link)
Dude, you have cranky!Dean down COLD. I can picture him saying his lines. *can't stop giggling*

Also, happy birthday? I think? Is around now, yes?
caffienekitty From: caffienekitty Date: March 29th, 2008 04:32 am (UTC) (Link)
Thank you! I'm glad he came through so clearly :-D

Also, happy birthday? I think? Is around now, yes?

Yus. Is today. I don't think I've ever had this many people notice or acknowledge my birthday before in my whole life, it's kind of surreal. :-)
saberivojo From: saberivojo Date: March 29th, 2008 01:01 pm (UTC) (Link)
Very funny. I say the same thing everyone else says. Cranky Dean is so much fun. I love how he compares Sam to Charlie Brown's teacher. Wha, wha, wha, wha
caffienekitty From: caffienekitty Date: March 29th, 2008 04:23 pm (UTC) (Link)
I figure if there's no immediate trouble or danger and Sam is interrupting Dean's sleep, eating, girl-chasing, or other vital activities, Dean can put up a Sammy-filter if he feels like :-)
innie_darling From: innie_darling Date: March 29th, 2008 01:44 pm (UTC) (Link)
Heeeeeee!
caffienekitty From: caffienekitty Date: March 29th, 2008 04:23 pm (UTC) (Link)
*grins*
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